Yep i am the king of these lol, nobodys played with them more than i have.
I have got vagcom but been quite a while since i used it so would be worth you checking exactly what settings are needed to sort it out.
Im about most of the time mate, im up in patchway so just off the M5
My mate will get a post up so he will have the info on what needs changing on vagcom.
Once the turbosmart has arrived (Hoping it turns up 2moro) i will give you a PM and we can both drive upto Bristol and meet you.
Is patchway off the M5 around the cribbs sort of area of bristol?
Be nice to see your car aswell as remember reading you got a skyline when you got rid of the cupra?