It won't pal, I agree with you,, it either burning oil or losing in in the coolant, ie. oil cooler or head gasket, either way it's doesn't sound good, worst case a cracked liner or piston
Hey mate I'm only new to these too but I believe the breathers are underneath the engine covers, When you remove the lower L shaped one you'll have the metal shield left where the oil dipstick goes.
You'll need an allen key and a 10mm socket to remove them, be careful when you do so but underneath there are your breather pipes
Gotta love the way Seat put these engines together
do you mean the vw put the engines together lol.
Update!!
Turns out the smoke I saw is blue in colour
I friend of mine drove the car and I followed him in his car. It only seem to blow a puff of smoke when you pull off and also the start of second gear but those two times only.
I've had a look at my breathers and can't see any signs of kinks or blockages
I also taken the intake pipe off and checked for oil. There was a light mist around the pipe but nothing rang alarm bells there
I personally think the seal is failing on the hot side of the turbo. Any ideas guys??
Why do people automatically assume the worst. I don't mean to get arsey but I've told you that blue smoke out the exhaust could be a cheap fix. Have you checked? You could spend £££ and it turns out its a kinked breather
very true but where did the oil go?