For Sale: Left kidney

Legojon

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I'm off the chart (first one, not the second one :)) What are the implications for my kidney length?!?!

I assume it's like the glass guide. Where you get a price and then adjust it based on size and condition. Apparently the left is usually bigger than the right as well. So you may be sitting on a gold mine right there.

other than that you are welcome to have what you want.
:roflmao:. Cheers. Wonder if I can set up a body part gofundme. Everyone can just donate the part of their body they like the least.
 

Gokiwi64

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Don't think youv'e thought that one through...............soft, limp, small, smelly, wrinkly, defective worn out, welcome to Legojon's Used Body Parts Emporium
 
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Jimbobcook

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Don't think youv'e thought that one through...............soft, limp, small, smelly, wrinkly, defective worn out, welcome to Legojon's Used Body Parts Emporium
I guess he's got to start somewhere lol
 

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Hmmm, your younger than me... and much taller... interesting...

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It’s not every car thread that you could learn the size of your Kidneys lol


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Legojon

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It’s not every car thread that you could learn the size of your Kidneys lol

:roflmao:. Well, the good news is... in a half joking half wtf manner. I emailed my Kidney advert to the college. Yup, yup I did. After not hearing anything back, I did wonder if a disciplinary was on the cards. But can breathe easier now:
We tried this a couple of years ago, they just didn’t sell at all and we gave them to the animal science classes as snacks!

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Awwwww.:redface:
 
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Gokiwi64

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In a nutshell....

Radical nephrectomy. In a radical nephrectomy, the surgeon removes the whole kidney, the fatty tissues surrounding the kidney and a portion of the tube connecting the kidney to the bladder (ureter). The surgeon may remove the adrenal gland that sits atop the kidney.
 

Legojon

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In a nutshell....

Radical nephrectomy. In a radical nephrectomy, the surgeon removes the whole kidney, the fatty tissues surrounding the kidney and a portion of the tube connecting the kidney to the bladder (ureter). The surgeon may remove the adrenal gland that sits atop the kidney.

Just on the outside chance this does go wrong, can anybody sew? Like really quickly under pressure.
 
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'Little' John

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I assume it's like the glass guide. Where you get a price and then adjust it based on size and condition. Apparently the left is usually bigger than the right as well. So you may be sitting on a gold mine right there
I must bear this in mind when I need some ready cash. Non-smoker, non-drinker and regular exerciser! It's got to go for a premium.
 

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I must bear this in mind when I need some ready cash. Non-smoker, non-drinker and regular exerciser! It's got to go for a premium.
When you need 4 tyres for the CUPRA then lol YEah i'm in the same boat but i haven't hit rock bottom yet to think about body parts haha
 

'Little' John

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When you need 4 tyres for the CUPRA then lol YEah i'm in the same boat but i haven't hit rock bottom yet to think about body parts haha
Tyres for the CUPRA are the least of my worries - they're significantly cheaper than the Mazda6 I had before my Leon. £200 a corner if you wanted something half-decent!
 

BadBoy03

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Lol...I go away for a short time & I come back to auctioning human body parts. It's like the intro to 28 days later :givein:
You are funny dudes! :thumbup:
 
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