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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from...

Seniors Still Need Newspapers I was visiting my niece last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. This is the 21st century," she said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad." I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him

An Observation A recent quotation "The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have...

A Few Irish Jokes · Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8... · Paddy got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking him for his interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.... ·...

African Ingenuity They may not have much money but :----

Scottish Life We can laugh at ourselves :-

A wee man walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!"...

Finally managed a few snaps

Picked up my new Altea XL last week, just delighted with the professionalism of the sales staff, particularly Alf and Graham. Since collecting the car I have had several follow up calls to ensure everything is O. K. In over 40 years of motoring this is a rarely experienced level of...

Hi all, kywy was a happy boy yesterday when I picked my new Altea XL. Still getting familiar with all the toys and I already have one or two projects in mind. Photos of the new baby to follow soon, and I hope to accompany the projects with a photo diary.

Edinburgh Street Cleaner

End of Days

A Skiing Tale Keith decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Keith's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend...

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Finally freed from hospital YEEHAA !!!!! FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little *******. Bites! ___________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel...

Looks a good deal, with the new car due next week ideal time to start a little detailing

Hi and welcome

Absolutely, a model for all new introductions. A warm welcome.

Loved the Aussie tourist guide piece, :clap Unexpectedly confined to hospital bed at the moment, so my contributions temporarily on hold:cry hopefully back soon.

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that a blond employee was using the following password: "Mickey Minnie Pluto Huey Dewe Louie Donald Goofy London" When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello...