A man walks into a brothel and says to the lady "I only have £10, what can you do for me?" She replies, "There is a goat out the back you can **** that if you like?" The man hands over his money and goes and shags the goat. The next day the bloke goes back to the brothel and says "I only have £5 today what can you do for me?" She says "For that you can watch a peep show." So the bloke walks into a dark room with about 8 other blokes and takes a seat. The curtain opens to reveal a bloke shagging a blow up doll. He says what the **** is this? The bloke sitting next to him says "I know, you should have been here yesterday, some geezer was shagging a goat."