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Discussion in 'Jokes and Fun' started by colsy, Aug 21, 2012.

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    hahaha good one...well he should grab it!
     
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    Applied for a job at a swimming pool recently, don't think I've got the job though. They asked me what my favourite stroke was and apparently the one that got Margaret Thatcher wasn't the answer they were looking for.
     
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    Thanks for all the laughs this year. Smiles keep us going aswell as driving our Cupra's!
    Hope you have a very merry Christmas & a happy new year. Time to celebrate, crack open the booze...it's Christmas time! :)
     
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    I'm missing my Cupra this Christmas :cry:thanks on behalf of all posters on here this year :happy:
     
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    Mary had a little dress that split right up the sides,
    And every time she wore it,
    The boys could see her thighs.
    Mary had another dress,
    Split right up the front
    But she didn't wear that one often.
     
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    The girlfriend's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part....
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    My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you *******!"
    "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
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