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For Sale: Left kidney

Discussion in 'General Off Topic Chat' started by Legojon, Jun 10, 2019.

  1. Legojon

    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    So, as I enjoy the summer holidays and prepare for return to college in September. It would appear that IMI Light Vehicle Level 3 has now gone up from the £3700 I was expecting and dreading to £4250. I've thought long and hard about which Kidney I'll miss less.

    So description as follows (no offers please):

    1 Kidney, left. 42 years on the clock. Has been run solely on Kraken and Old J (no Bacardi or Supermarket stuff). Fully working at time of sale, can post at buyers expense. As I don't really have any photos of it, I will include a sketch of what I believe it to look like below. I'll include any dangly bits I can't figure out what they are for on removal:
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  2. Jimbobcook

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    You sure this is for the course or for the 420 Turbo and stage 3?

    I hope the sale goes well!

    Is the smiley face drawn on tattooed?

    What made you choose left?
     
  3. Legojon

    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    It's the worst of decisions. A stage 3 setup now... or a lifetime of knowledge (hopefully LOL). Don't Kidneys smile when they are healthy? Hmm, that's the side it hurts when I look at the fees. If I sell the right, it'll hurt when I breathe all the time.
     
  4. Yellow fr

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    Lol Jon


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  5. Legojon

    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    And I bet some :censored: will still steal all the 10mm sockets out of every socket set!
     
  6. Yellow fr

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    Why just the 10mm ???


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  7. Compo1

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    Well its not just me with missing 10mm tools then.

    I blame the bikers in the house.

    Are your other half kidney's any younger it may sell better if Prosseco free though.
     
  8. Legojon

    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    You tell me! LOL. Usually we get a socket set... get to a 10mm bolt... hmmm, why is the socket too big... after tooing and froing with the 9mm and 11mm. We conclude we have 9mm, 11mm, another 11mm, 12mm. Never a shortage on 11mm sockets!

    I'm saving those for the advanced diagnostics cause which is another £5k.
     
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  9. SwissCupra

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    Is the IMI the same as C&G? I did mine 15 years ago, literally the same month I finished my apprenticeship the firm I worked for lost the contract, ended up with the new firm being a small plant fitter on 30k a year at 21 yrs old (OT was 1 1/2 for first 4 hrs, then double, and double all day Sunday) they twigged after a couple years, when I was driving from west Sussex to east Sussex, to Essex and then Norfolk...
     
  10. Legojon

    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    The IMI is the name of the organisation that provides the award. The award itself is NVQ/VRQ. But ye, it's basically C&G levels 1-3. Or if I have the ethusiasm, morale and body parts for it, 1-4.
     
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    May I suggest to all that no one shares a room with @Legojon for any meets haha you may wake up with a few body parts missing haha
     
  12. Legojon

    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    Shhhhh, your spoiling it for me!!! Just so everyone knows, I like my cider colder than the arctic. For this reason (and no other), the bathtub will be full of ice.
     
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    Haha this is possibly my favourite thread of the year
     
  14. Legojon

    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    You don't smoke right? How often would you say you drink? Exercise much?
     
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    I'm not coming to the meet anymore lol
     
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    Legojon I only wanted a remap
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    Hmmm, your younger than me... and much taller... interesting...

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  17. SwissCupra

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    Jesus, mans done his research...
     
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  18. 'Little' John

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    I'm off the chart (first one, not the second one :)) What are the implications for my kidney length?!?!
     
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  19. 'Little' John

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    I'm having visions of Chianti and Fava beans with this thread...
     
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  20. Gokiwi64

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    My kidney's are shot/already sold , I have a perforated bowel and a sponge for a spleen , missing a testicle and about a foot of small intestine....other than that you are welcome to have what you want.
     
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