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jokes about cars

Discussion in 'Jokes and Fun' started by alexalex, Aug 14, 2017.

  1. alexalex

    alexalex Active Member

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    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
     
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    My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
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    I work to buy a car to go to work.
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    What do you call a Mexican man without a car???

    Carlos...
     
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    What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

    Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
    :bleh::rofl::roflmao:
     
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    What do you call a 70's Reliant Robin with a big beach ball in the back?

    A whistle.
     

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