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Discussion in 'Jokes and Fun' started by martin j., May 31, 2019.

  1. martin j.

    martin j. Active Member

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    A woman crashed her car this morning. When the police came she said the guy involved was on his mobile & eating at the time. The police advised the guy was entitled to do whatever he ******* wanted to in his own conservatory.



    Sat having a quiet drink with the wife last night and she asked me where I would like to be buried...Apparently, up to the bollocks in your slutty sister wasnt the answer she expected..
     
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