Just sign out and never sign in again. S'easy. We'll all miss you, we give valuable advice on many subjects not just cars, marriage, divorce, marriage, ferrets, hippies, driving styles, etc. A real cornucopia of useful, and useless, information. Banter, Colsy's jokes, pithy observations ( remember the speed hump thread? )
Beer. No, we don't give free beer away but we do give advice while drinking it. Mental instability. Again, not a pre requisite for membership but it helps. Knowledge of leaf blowers. Gimp masks. Spoons. Large breakfasts. Afternoon tea. Yorkshire. Cat & Fiddle. Snow. Old drivers. Young drivers. Women drivers. Gay drivers. Confused drivers. Trainee drivers. Screwdrivers. Spanners.hammers.
See what you could be missing? I bet your new car wont have a club like this. Eh? Eh?
My round? Well I'm a bit chubby but... Oh I see. Byee!!