Done this one for you. No, no don't thank me. Just one of the many services on offer. I'm here all week.
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Done this one for you. No, no don't thank me. Just one of the many services on offer. I'm here all week.
There's only one omnipresent person I know of. The silent listener at every conversation, the unseen guest at every meal. In the UVF if you want to leave your membership you either take a beating or pay the organisation 5 grand. Could we make that a new forum rule. Lol.
Like the Hotel California.....you can check out anytime you like......but you can never leave.......
or Portmerion...... Chased by white balls along a beach..... I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE MAN!!!!!
I need a lie down.....
Is it that obvious ?
but even amongst all the trials and tribulations of being a newly marriedist not once have I considered leaving the forum , its like a giant comfort blanket , all woolly and soft , I imagine it to be blue, with those mock silk edges. Smelling of faintly of Vick, baby talc, and vomit. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 
Who is Vick? Friend of yours?Is it that obvious ?
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I ate a bottle of Vick when I was little. Scared the shi7 out of my mother...... I didn't have a cold for a while though.........
You, my friend, are on crack but take more cus this thread is cracking me up!
Who is Vick? Friend of yours?
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The sort of friend that smells of menthol. Not to be mistaken with one that smells faintly of lavender, mothballs and urine.
The sort of friend that smells of menthol. Not to be mistaken with one that smells faintly of lavender, mothballs and urine.
I didn't know you were friends with my aunt!
My mum now very suddenly smells like my late nana just overnight, perfumes and handwash and that. It must mean she's getting old which can only mean that I'm getting old. Oh no. Ahh well, we can't stay 18 indefininately.
It's a bit of a parodox but if you don't get older you can't have weans and then when you do have them they accelerate your ageing even more. Don't know if that actually is a paradox but it sounded good.
It's a bit of a parodox but if you don't get older you can't have weans and then when you do have them they accelerate your ageing even more. Don't know if that actually is a paradox but it sounded good.
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I had a paradox when I was at school. Black, with yellow stitching.really comfortable.
Just checked and I don't smell of lavender or mothballs. Pi55 I'm not too sure of, as it's not bathday till tomorrow .....
Is he still here? . . . . .
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