Old people in shops. They should only be allowed out between the hours of 1pm and 2.30pm. People who take 1000000s of coins into the post office to have them counted and paid into an account. F**k off and go to the bank, I wana get me stuff posted man. Jonny Depps voice. I wish I could strangle it punch it. People putting bog roll on the holder the wrong way. People who wear pretend glasses because they think it looks trendy, give ya f**king head a shake That's it at the moment.