What gets on ya nerves when it shouldn't...

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  1. kazand

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    Edited that for you, on munter watch atm :D
     
  2. AndyG_TSi

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    Petrol station angst. ......

    Feckers that leave their car at the pump and proceed to do what appears to be a weekly shop in the pay point.

    So your in a queue because all the pumps are in use & there is someone in front of you
    the two cars that are using the pumps move, so you and the person in front can move to the pumps. ........whay does matey boy if front of you do......he pulls up at the rear pump....MOVE UP TO THE FRONT PUMP YOU C-UNIT.

    Fecking women who think its cool to wander round the supermarket in their pyjamas & rollers in their hair
    Fecking people who double park their trolleys in the supermarket Isle while they have a chat or wander up n down......MOVE D1CKHEAD

    aaaaaannndd breathe :lol:
     
  3. betty_swollox

    betty_swollox Richie

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    oooh some good responses so far lol



    Another one I hate is when I order something in greggs, they always say "do u want any cakes or drinks with that?"


    No ya c**t I don't. I walked past the drinks to get to the till. If I wanted a drink, i would have got one. If I wanted a cake I would have asked for one. Just cos I am getting 3 pasties it doesnt mean I am that greedy :whistle:


    People who drive really slow and then all of a sudden speed up. like at roundabouts etc , some dick was driving so slowly, the lights went to orange and then they sped up and went thru the light as it turned red. WTF is that all about man?

    When ya go for a sh1te and don't have a very satisfactory snap off
     
  4. AndyG_TSi

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    Or when you get 'splash back' from the turd doing a tripple salko and hitting the water in the toilet sideways. Leaving you with wet arse cheeks :lol:
     
  5. colsy

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    ha ha ..thanks mate .

    Funny thread this BS .


    Andy G
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    So your in a queue because all the pumps are in use & there is someone in front of you
    the two cars that are using the pumps move, so you and the person in front can move to the pumps. ........whay does matey boy if front of you do......he pulls up at the rear pump....MOVE UP TO THE FRONT PUMP YOU C-UNIT.

    Above happened to me in the week ,except she was female ,or looked it anyway .
     
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  6. kazand

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    What, smelt of fish and couldn't drive/park/steer for sh't ?
    I hate ..... People who get in the wrong lane then expect you to change direction/brake / let them in ...... The tw@t in the Audi A3 on M1 last night near junc 41 who nearly creamed the guy putting cones out because he was on the phone.......
    And hippies. Have I mentioned hippies? Never trust a hippy.
    People who protest about everything but not on a Tuesday 'coz its signing on day innit' scrotes who expect everything to be given to them and don't see why they should work for it. Ex wives. Because, well just because.
    Aaarrrggghhh .....
     
  7. betty_swollox

    betty_swollox Richie

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    I also hate dopey people at petrol stations who dont pull to the pump at the front when its empty....so I drive around and use the pump in front so they can't get out til I am done :)
     
  8. matt_s

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    People who knock on my door wanting to sell me some rubbish. If I wanted it I would go find them
    People who either change lanes at the last minute for the junction or who sit in the right hand lane for 2 miles because they are turning right later.
    People who look on disapprovingly if any of us laugh at work because it disturbs them then go for a meeting and leave their phone to ring on their desk and get the hump because it gets turned off.
    But mainly other people in shops. They either stand in the way, walk in front of me, stop for a rest in front of what I want to buy or let their kids ride a scooter round the shop.
     
  9. colsy

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    Really getting fed up with Nuisance callers mainly from India,you can always tell as you get the 10 second delay ,and then they get your name wrong anyway .
     
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    Don't forget the ppi callers, coisy
    Especially the pushy ones that won't take no for an answer
     
  11. AndyG_TSi

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    Supermarkets should be redesigned to have a flat moving floor that goes round the isles a bit like a flat escalator.

    idea is you get issued with a trolley/basket at the door, your feet are strapped in and you get one chance to get what you want as the 'tavellator' moves you up and down each isle, before depositing you at the checkout

    that'll stop all the fannying about by idiots clogging up the isles :lol:
     
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    Getting killed by campers on COD :/
     
  13. betty_swollox

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    lmao

    Or people just spraying like c**ts
     
  14. shnazzle

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    People
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    - most people seem to be retarded. This annoys me. why doesn't nobody have any sense or intelligence anymore. What happened?
    - people. End of :)

    Kids
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    - kids singing. It's not cute, it's ****ing annoying
    - parents who think their kids are being cute when they're being shats
    - older kids in track suits crossing the road right in front of you because they're living on the edge ...of poverty
    - kids singing. Did I mention that?
    - kids dancing in talent shows
    - kids these days have NO sense of logic, social norms and respect for others....this annoys me. And it's why I go around like father Von Trapp with my kids.

    Driving
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    - tailgaters. Seems to be mostly women these days
    - Vauxhall Insignias. Most ugly and "look mom I made it in life"-wannabe car ever. Choice of car for royalty amongst bell ends. It's NOT fast. It's NOT pretty. It's NOT luxurious. It's NOT a Merc S-class and you HAVEN'T "made it". Now **** off and get a real car
    - people over 80 in cars. "A speed limit is a LIMIT, doesn't mean you have to drive at it"....b*tch **** off or put your foot down!!!!
    - right lane hoggers
    - annoying charvers who chase me down because they want to "beat me" and show me how they are the reincarnation of James Hunt ....now it's only a CupraR but at least have the decency to come up to me in a Mounttune ST or something. Leave your Corsa 1.2 with bus exhaust at home.
    - people in company vans using their mobile phone while taking corners.
    - people who drive through a child-infested estate at 60mph....I hope you die. Hurt my kids and you'll wish you did die. Promise. Fact.
    - merge lane racers. I'm not going to let you in mate. Sign clearly said 200yrds left, you saw the queue...and you still went for it. F-off
    - Lowered Corsas.

    TV
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    - The Only Way Is Chelsea
    - Made in Essex.
    - modelling shows
    - loose ****ing b*tching women
    - strictly cum f*cking dancing
    - Commercials
    - same sodding movies every day. What are we paying for?

    Sales
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    - don't sell me shit over the phone. You will be verbally abused. Don't care if it's just your job
    - "you are problems with debt"....AM I?!??! I hate this lucky guessing sales technique. These people get a right earful
    - ambulance chasers. Had someone rear end my Ford 3 years ago and still getting claim calls for it
    - if I'm calling your help desk....I am calling for a reason. I am not calling to be sold stuff!!!
    - why must I get litter thrown through my door? Someone is confused and thinks my mail slot is a blue bin. Keep getting flyers for random shit I have no interest in.

    Work (relevant to my line of work, IT)
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    - managers. You're not important. Your job is to make sure a stupid little computer system gets worked on. You're no doctor or even a plumber. You're expendable.
    - people who freak out when a defect is found in a system. All hell breaks loose. Dude....the defect causes a few people to get a few quid less in benefits for a week. Boo f-ing hoo. No need to go on like Ebola has just gone airborne.
    - self evaluations. "I am ****ing awesome and I am much better than everybody else. Please promote me."....and then nothing happens
    - "thanks for doing that, we'll pass that onto manager X because this is not for YOUR level"
    - "you can't do that role, that's a level X role....only suitable for f*cking THOR the thunder god"...... It's managing a small team of nitwits to set up a small part of a simple system....FFS get a grip it's not brain surgery!!!

    ....my fingers hurt. Will expand once behind my laptop :)
     
  15. Jarre

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    Posh tottys who try to show off to 'normal' people.

    For example, I landed in Palma on Friday morning and the people next to me got up and talked to the cabin crew about how they were out for a few months in their posh villa etc etc. F**k off, no one cares!
     
  16. betty_swollox

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    c**ts who speak loudly while theyre on the phone. I don't want to hear your convo, you are not as important as you think you are

    People who have sh1te ring tones. It isnt funny or cool, its embarrassing. just makes me cringe
     
  17. betty_swollox

    betty_swollox Richie

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    Oooooooh nice list lol

    gotta say I agree with 99% of that lol
     
  18. betty_swollox

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    I'd prefer to use cattle prods


    Hurry up Doreen, you have been hogging this aisle for 10 mins you old slag, move it!

    ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
     
  19. colsy

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    When you waiting in a Chemist cue for your prescription ,and some ****ing low life comes in to the front ,knows the receptionist by her first name ,and gets his free daily
    Methadone ...[:@] As much to say , **** you lot ,I'm more Important .
    (His mate is normally outside the Shop with the Crossed PitBull .


    I don't like The Voice .

    People that completely Ignore you when you say Good Morning ...mind you living in Dover with Immigrants most don't speak our language anyway :cry:
     
  20. betty_swollox

    betty_swollox Richie

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    Lol you come across as a right racist, every thing you've whinged about is immigrants or indians!
     

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