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You Know You have a mk2 Ibiza When........

Discussion in 'Ibiza Mk2' started by Czechboy, Mar 4, 2007.

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  1. Czechboy

    Czechboy Tarmac terrorist

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    Today I was doing something on my Ibiza and I thought of all the little niggles a mk2 beeza has :rolleyes: . So I thought I'd start a thread. Basically each sentence needs to start with "You Know You have a mk2 Ibiza When. . . ." then you finish it off. Lets see how it ends up :lol:

    I'll get the ball rolling:

    1. You know you have a mk2 Ibiza when you can't select 1st,3rd or 5th gear because you plugged something into the cigarette lighter socket

    Lets have some more :cartman:
     
  2. m0rk

    m0rk sarcasm comes free
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    your left leg is stronger than your right
     
  3. old 'uns

    old 'uns Modern Life is Rubbish...

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    all panels different colour...guess who's got a Kiwi?
    laquer falls off bumpers
    rear parcel shelf no longer stays in position when opening hatch
    exhaust bangs underneath & you can't work out why no matter how many times you fix it
    other than that i like driving it, even if it's now 3rd car!
     
  4. acidstrato

    acidstrato My Fast says shut up!

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    You know you have a mk2 when you press the mfa button to wipe the rear screen

    didnt read ibiza! notsure how that affects my statement
     
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    Adding to m0rks

    .......you need physio on your left leg
     
  6. Dolly_Gti

    Dolly_Gti G60 spooling up.

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    jenk why aint u at the hollywood bowl in brum...

    you know you have a mk2 when you have to concentrate to stop the rear wiper! (maybe its just me)
     
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    only just got up mate :D
     
  8. Dolly_Gti

    Dolly_Gti G60 spooling up.

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    i was going to go, but i couldnt find any socks...

    you know youve got a mk2 ibiza when you buying, parts for Golfs and Polos
     
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    the cup holder in the glove box , you carn't drive around with cups sitting in it
     
  10. m0rk

    m0rk sarcasm comes free
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    you can't find any coins that fit the coin holder
     
  11. Tom B

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    1) you're next at the car wash on a hot day and both your window regulators fail on you.

    2) you take your foot off the clutch pedal and you hear a horrible noise :(

    3) your friends ask you whats up with the noisey engine you say "thats the ABF for ya"

    4) your power steering belt is squealing AGAIN!

    Very good points above, I love this game!
     
  12. Czechboy

    Czechboy Tarmac terrorist

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    You know you have a mk2 when you hear a rattle from underneath your car and you can 99% guarantee its the cat heat shield
     
  13. EssexIbiza1985

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    you know u have got a 1.4 ibiza when the gear box feels like it could blow up at any time
     
  14. F2 Stu

    F2 Stu I. Am. Legend.

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    You Know You have a mk2 Ibiza when your back end is tailhappy cos VAG in there wisdom decided to make the rear track narrower by around 40mm
     
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    ditto!
     
  16. Czechboy

    Czechboy Tarmac terrorist

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    You know you have a mk2 ibiza when the model and equipment of your car depends solely on what mood Pedro was in and what parts were left over in the factory the day your car was made
     
  17. mr.aston

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    You Know You have a mk2 Ibiza When. . . .

    Polo drivers look up to you!!!:funk:
     
  18. WeeJase

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    you know you have a mk2 ibiza when you try to insure the car with the longest name in history.
    seat ibiza 2.0 16 valve cupra sport
     
  19. jaketalbot

    jaketalbot cupra Jake

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    You know when you have a mark 2 ibiza when....

    your pedal box falls apart at 73k miles
     
  20. Dolly_Gti

    Dolly_Gti G60 spooling up.

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    im sure mines a ... seat ibiza 2.0 16 valve cupra sport Gti
     

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